Duck Duck Cougar?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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