She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize