So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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