he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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