all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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