I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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