i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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