Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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