Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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