u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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