If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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