I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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