is your mom at the bar?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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