We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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