That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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