I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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