you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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