? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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