Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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