Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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