Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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