32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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