Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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