And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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