I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
