It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Your cock deserves a montage
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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