question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Two words: blizzard sex
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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