your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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