Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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