dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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