ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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