My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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