i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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