you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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