at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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