Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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