YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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