So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
only you would photoshop your dick
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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