I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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