He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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