can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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