he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
this will be a night to untag.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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