Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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