You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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