i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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