Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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