He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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