when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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