Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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