I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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