We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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