True but thats because hes a fetus.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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