I need help removing her.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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