Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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