it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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