giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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