What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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