You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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