I love how my cats smell like pot.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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