i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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