I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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