he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
