How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
