And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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